Hitler’s Camilo rant: very funny

January 7, 2014 at 10:20 pm | Posted in Vancouver Whitecaps, Whitecaps season 2014 | 1 Comment

Seen it a thousand times with many versions but hilarious nonetheless!



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  1. A female nurse working a night shift at a private mental health hospital, gets a midnight call from her DON (director of nursing.). This DON, a big, butch bull dyke, thinks this nurse is “after her girlfriend”. Apparently, the “girlfriend” works with the female nurse and they have become good friends. Gone out for drinks. Text each other. Support each other at work. The DON is not happy about this. “I don’t want you talking to my woman,” says the bull dyke. Answers the female nurse, “Look, sweetheart. I am NOT interested in your girlfriend in any capacity outside friendship.” The DON is perplexed, given that any female relationship she’s ever had as only been sexual. “I don’t understand,” says the Bull. “It’s pretty simple,” says the female nurse. “I don’t want your girlfriend for sex. I like MEN. Men have a penis. Your girlfriend doesn’t. Don’t worry. There is no toy on the market that can substitute for the male penis”

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