Top 10 Things NOT To Look Forward To: Vancouver MLS 2011
January 4, 2011 at 5:55 am | Posted in Vancouver Whitecaps In MLS, Whitecaps New Uniform and Logo, Whitecaps Waterfront Stadium | 7 Comments2011 is no doubt going to be a joyous one for Whitecaps fans, but will take some patience. Here are the downsides:
1. Dreadful New Uniform
Rather than preserving the iconic and classic 1979 uniform in any way the Whitecaps and Adidas came up with a horribly bland and characterless strip. Can you imagine a club like Boca Juniors doing something like getting rid of their classic blue with the yellow hoop in the middle? Could never happen, right? No! In fact the Vancouver Whitecaps did exactly that. The Blue band across the chest is gonzo (along with the corresponding white band for the away uniform). The away jersey is just as boring as the home jersey. When the Whitecaps play in the away jersey they will look like a bunch of World War II Navy sea planes. The only consolation will be that if you squint your eyes with the white home jersey you can pretend you are watching Real Madrid. Too bad they’ll be playing a much lower standard of football! Perhaps its best that we just close our eyes altogether. I have shelled out for my season ticket, but the Whitecaps have lost money from me because I refuse to buy these dreadful jerseys…
2. Awful New Logo
If the new uniform is bad, the new logo is worse still. Rather than reflecting the natural beauty of our West Coast city, the Whitecaps have done a Vancouver Canucks (see the old yellow “V” uniform) on us and chosen a cold geometric logo which has nothing to do with our city or our team’s history. The Whitecaps logo is meant to represent a wave in the ocean, but some of the newbie internal staffers seem to think it has something to do with mountains as well. The last thing we needed was a new team myth created around something Bobby Lenarduzzi’s in-laws supposedly said. The new logo looks more like something out of the German Bundesliga than something which is fit for our West Coast paradise. A naughty yet perceptive friend of mine described the new logo as a “crystalline vagina”. Well spotted, son! I would call those who designed the new logo something quite similar.
3. Plastic grass
While great strides have been taken in artificial grass since the days of Astroturf, (which the Whitecaps used to play on back in the NASL days), nothing beats natural grass. The game just looks different on the plastic stuff, and not for the better, either. Many top players and teams will not play on it for fear of wear and tear on players bodies and nasty injuries. The one correct footballing decision Toronto FC made was getting rid of the plastic grass and replacing it with the real stuff (they still play crap football on it, however).
4. Obnoxious Newbies
Can you imagine sitting next to the guy who never showed up once to Swangard Stadium, because it wasn’t good enough for him, with his brand new awful Whitecaps kit on? God help us long time loyal supporters….
5.Obnoxious Drunks
With all of those pubs nearby, the level of intoxication can only go up…
6. Higher Ticket Prices
We have been getting one hell of a sweet deal for years now, with season ticket prices giving us one of the cheapest forms of entertainment going. It was cheaper going to a Whitecaps football match than to the movies, and a hell of a lot more fun to boot! The new ticket prices have been a bit of a shock to many, and it has been a bit of a kick in the nethers to pay for those new tickets. Should I pay the mortgage or go see the footy match? Bankruptcy be damned, I’m going to the footy.
7. No More Swanny
While we complained about it all along, Swangard was our home through 1987 and 2010. Objectively speaking, it is a poor venue for football because of the running track which separates the fans from the passion on the pitch. Mind you, watching from close behind the goal in the Southside has been a joy most football fans in the world could not begin to have. We were able to get close to the action with complete freedom of movement, sing our songs, chant our chants, and socialize pretty much untouched by security. We could even chat with the players and hug them after they scored goals. The new venues will mean more rules, tighter security, less movement, and a more distant relationship with the club and its players.
8. No Soccer Specific Stadium
Vancouver Whitecaps fans must continue the push for a soccer specific stadium. While the new BC Place is going to be great, to be a truly world class football club, the Whitecaps must have their own soccer specific stadium with natural grass. The Whitecaps say their goal is to be in the top 25 football clubs in the world. If you look at the top 25 football clubs in the world, you will not find one that plays on plastic grass in a rented stadium. A top football club owns its own ground and plays on natural grass, period. Owning a soccer specific stadium with a proper grass pitch must be a long-term goal for the club. Keep the dream of Whitecaps Waterfront Stadium alive!
9. Lack of Canadian Content
The MLS rules definitely favour American players. The league has gotten rid of Canadian content rules, because, frankly, Canadian players are generally awful and have sunk TFC’s boat for 4 years in a row now. Lets hope having three Canadian MLS teams provides a boost to Canadian soccer development, because the current crop of Canadian players (and the coaches who develop them) are rubbish. Lets hope some of the Canadian Whitecaps residency players come good, and lets hope the presence of three Canadian MLS clubs raises the level of Canadian football generally.
10. Hyper Commecialization
Be prepared to be merchandised to death. Just as it is with the Vancouver Canucks, a bewildering assortment of merchandise will be available to you to help you rid yourself of your excess money (if you don’t have any excess money to buy merchandise, you will no doubt be able to put it on your Vancouver Whitecaps FC MasterCard, provided by Whitecaps sponsor BMO). If you want a Vancouver Whitecaps FC Reverse Home Mortgage to help you pay for your season’s ticket, you will probably be able to get one of those, too.
11. Poor Coverage by Journalists who don’t Know the Game
Okay, more than 10, but worth mentioning. Watch for some embarrassing clangers and prepare to cringe as local sports journalists try to grapple with reporting a game they don’t know or like.
Traveling Into the Heart Of Enemy Territory
May 27, 2010 at 5:08 am | Posted in Whitecaps Season 2010, Whitecaps Waterfront Stadium | 1 CommentI am afraid travel has taken me away from three Whitecaps games. I missed the matches against Montreal, Toronto and Rochester. I am not too upset because two of them were 0-0 draws. I did miss what I hope is a breakout match for the Caps, a 2-0 win against Rochester. I certainly was disappointed to miss the TFC match… Frankly that is my favourite fixture all year.
I travelled to Toronto and Montreal and got a look at the stadium sites for both cities from the air. It made me reflect on how far Canadian soccer has come in the last 5 years or so, and the future looks bright. All we need here in Vancouver is a soccer specific stadium, which we will have to be patient for. While Montreal and Toronto will toil away in soccer specific stadia with grass surfaces, we will be on fieldturf in a generic stadium. Still, we can’t complain, it will have to do for now.
TFC stuff was everywhere on view in Toronto, but in Montreal you could be forgiven for thinking the Impact did not exist. I saw more gear on sale for the defunct baseball franchise, the Montreal Expos, (I bought myself an Expos cap!) than I did for the Montreal Impact. With the coming of MLS however, I am sure this will change. Yes, Canadian footy has come a long way and promises to go much further.
The ironic thing about my trip was that after missing three home matches, who did I see walking through the airport in Montreal while I waited for my flight home to Vancouver? Teitur and the Vancouver Whitecaps themselves, walking by as if to mock me for missing so many games.
Sorry, lads, I’ll try not to do it again!!!
Three Cheers for the Roof!
October 25, 2009 at 6:29 am | Posted in Whitecaps Waterfront Stadium | 1 CommentWhew!!! For a while there it looked as though we were going to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. The Whitecaps, having been successful in their Major League Soccer bid, a bid which included a refurbished and re-roofed BC Place stadium, suddenly were in crisis mode when the BC Government announced it was having a second look at the BC Place roof project. When the government first announced the new BC Place roof project, the economic bubble had not yet burst. The Province’s coffers were full to bursting. Then World markets collapsed and so did the Province’s coffers as the selling of BC resources practically ground to a halt. The Government faced tough choices in how it would spend its money. In an era of belt tightening, the new roof on BC Place began to look not only economically unjustifiable, but politically dangerous to boot.
While we are not out of the woods yet, Canada and BC look well situated to weather the Great Recession quite well, thank you very much. While there are those who think spending so much money on the roof is a waste of money in desperate times, the new roof is necessary to maintain and renew a critical resource for BC and Vancouver. We cannot let a symbol of our province crumble and fall into ruin. Anyone who owns an asset knows that you must maintain it or else you end up spending even more money to replace it.
While there are those who look down their snobby noses on sports, the BC Lions and the Vancouver Whitecaps pull people out of their homes and give people an opportunity enjoy the company of their fellow human beings in what are community gatherings. The sense of community and pride which our sports teams provide are well worth the money being spent.
I commend the government for having the political courage to put a new roof on BC Place. History will demonstrate that it was the right thing to do.
Roof Crisis Hits Caps
August 28, 2009 at 4:27 am | Posted in Whitecaps Waterfront Stadium | Leave a commentThe Great Recession has sat down upon the Vancouver Whitecaps. The temporary solution to the Whitecaps Waterfront Stadium logjam was the new BC Place roof which charmed the MLS to such an extent that they gave us a franchise. Whereas the Whitecaps Stadium proposal was to be paid for by the Whitecaps alone, the BC Place roof renewal was a BC Government funded project. BC Government revenues have been hit hard by a loss of sales from our resource-based economy as the world’s economy has been grinding to a halt. Consequently we have gone from the rich house to the poor house in less than a year.
The government is looking to cut, and the roof looks vulnerable. Where to cut is a political problem, and I am sure that the Liberals will fear the roof becoming a political symbol of indifference as other services are cut. I hope that cooler heads will prevail and the government will not cut the roof. I fail to see how letting BC Place crumble as a facility is good for Vancouver and British Columbia. BC Place is a symbol of the province, after all. This recession will not last forever, and some sectors are already recovering. BC Place needs a new roof as the embarrassing events of a couple of years ago demonstrated when a storm blew hole in the roof.
Lets hope the politicians don’t sell out the bright future that is there for the taking for soccer in Vancouver and British Columbia. Even in hard times there is a need to invest in the future, and the Government should not snatch defeat from the jaws of victory where the Vancouver Whitecaps are concerned.
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